Strange Bumper Stickers 

Auntie Em. Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy. 

Fat people are harder to kidnap. 

Strike a blow for justice: punch an attorney 

It's as bad as you think and they are out to get you. 

If it's too loud, you're too old. 

Wink. I'll do the rest. 

Humpty Dumpty was Pushed. 

I'd rather be over the hill than under it. 

Nonconformists are all alike. 

Who the hell would throw shit at a fan? 

Don't piss me off. i'm running out of places to hide the bodies. 

Do what you did when you were a kid: fly a kite, go fishing, hunt a dinosaur 

Pride is what we have - vanity is what others have. 

We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart. 

Never Underestimate The Power Of Stupid People In Large Groups 

All generalizations are false. 

Hard work has a future payoff, but laziness pays off now. 

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. 

Selective Hearing: It works for me!! 

I don't need your attitude, I have one of my own! 

There is no gravity. The earth sucks. 

Jesus loves you. But everyone else thinks you are an ass! 

Impotence. Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings." 

The proctologist called. They found your head. 

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have any film. 

I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off. 

WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship. 

Some people just don't know how to drive. I call these people "Everybody But Me." 

Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me. 

If you can read this..I can slam on my brakes and sue you. 

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. 

Try not to let your mind wander..It is too small and fragile to be out 
by itself. 

Hang up and drive!! 

Welcome to America ... Now speak English!